People say that I’m fun to talk to, and that’s how I know they’re fibbers.
Feel free to contact me with questions, comments, critiques, criticisms, general hate mail, or because you’re a mail-order bride looking to see if I have any friends who are single and better lookin’ than I am.
No, I won’t tell you all of my fishing locations. (Unless you’re super cute!)
PS-You can address your complaints via my complaint form located here. My full-time complaint clerk can be contacted at this link, though she only works 7-4 CST. She addresses complaints in the order in which she receives them, and I only pay her 7.95/hr, so she’s not really cheerful. She’s also running a B&B to make some extra scratch, so her punctuality is hit or miss.