Little Children and Sin—A Knowledge of Good and Evil
Reading Time: 3 minutes Are little kids born sinful?
The Unstoppable Freight Train of Sin
Reading Time: < 1 minute It’s always BNSF.
Antifa Member Standing on Far Right in Group Photo Immediately Attacked
Reading Time: 2 minutes “It was over in a flash,” Kingtaker tweeted. “We didn’t have time to think. From realizing he was on the far right, by my thumb, to beheaded, it couldn’t have been more than 9 hours. Adrenaline.”
Minneapolis Opens World’s Largest Outdoor Shooting Range
Reading Time: < 1 minute Unrelated to the unveiling, the city has also decided to abolish the entire police force.
Protestors to Tear Down Alamo in Effort to Heal Nation
Reading Time: 2 minutes George Soros has promised to have the building demolished if the protestors can’t manage it, though he says he’s been rethinking his tactic of leaving pallets of bricks everywhere, which “seem to just be making it bigger.”
Orwell’s 1984 Being Issued as a Guidebook to Effective Social Change
Reading Time: 2 minutes History classes are being scrapped! The book is being issued across all departments to teach people how to control the present to control the past, and how to control the past to control the future.
Libertarian Atheist Preparing Sovereign-Citizen Defense Just in Case
Reading Time: < 1 minute Mark Nelson knows that there’s no God, but he’s been feverishly rooting through his copy of Black’s Law Dictionary “just in case.”
Hot New Pickup Artist Book for All Ages, “Ridin’ with Biden”
Reading Time: 2 minutes Seeking to improve his credibility and rating with all age demographics, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden is releasing a new book, “Ridin’ with Biden: Mastering the Art of “Unwanted” Seduction—A Guide for All Ages.”
Following Violence, Doctors Without Borders Deploying to CHAZ/CHOP
Reading Time: < 1 minute “Thankfully, MSNBC has told us that the only deadly violence in the CHAZ is very peaceful.”
Trump Caves, Will Give Antifa City-Size Autonomous Zone at 48.281932, -122.951484
Reading Time: 2 minutes The President had no choice but to cede territory to the powerful Antifa organization.