Global Megacorp Excited Recession Will Make People Want Its Low-Paying Jobs
Reading Time: 2 minutes Lunchbreaks are being eliminated to acclimate the workforce to the coming famine.
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HIKING IN THE LIGHT
Pressing on the upward way
Cloud Peak Wilderness
Big Horn Mountains
The Tetons & the Gros Ventre
Close to Jackson Hole
The Wind River Range
North America's Finest
Other Travel
Fiji, Belize, St. Lucia, Idaho, etc.
Humor and Life
My satire is bad; my life details are worse. Still, people laugh at both, so join in the party. Everyone's invited.
Science and Philosophy
Thinking about thinking is important. How do our minds interface with the world? What can we do to avoid making errors? Does morality exist?
Spirituality
Without spirit, nothing matters. But if you have free will, it makes all the difference in the world.
Key:
- Green: Day hikes, but can be done overnight.
- Yellow: Typically 2-3 night hikes.
- Red: Longer hikes, typically 4+ nights.
- Purple: Camping spots, hotels, villas, and excursions.
- Blue: Camping combined with something else, typically kayaking.
Notes:
- I’m transcribing my reviews in my own order, but if you’d like any moved to the top of the list, just shoot me a message.
- Significant zooming is required to see all activities. Some trailheads have 5+ hikes, which do not show at default zoom levels.
A Very Motivational Christian Message from a Friend in Africa
Reading Time: < 1 minute My friend and mentor, Jeff, has lived in Africa for going on 4 decades. He has the most upstanding family and extended family I’ve ever met. With a message like this always coming from him, it’s no surprise.
Behold America, Lying Horribly Before Us
Reading Time: 4 minutes Americans exist in a nation of failed families. A nation which sacrifices the unborn for convenience. It’s a nation of shattered homes, and of nuclear families ripped asunder, where they even existed in the first place. A nation where commitment and lifelong together-goals are scorned and derided as superstitious relics of a bygone era.
The Obligation of Man
Reading Time: 4 minutes Stewardship is huge these days. From environmentalism to welfare, we’re bombarded with the message that we, as the virtuous people we know ourselves to be, need to focus on saving things: democracy, the planet; feelings. Companies accept diktats under the acronym “ESG,” standing for “environmental, social, and corporate governance.” You’ve got to keep that ESG score up, so accept the messaging you’re given and promulgate it. Yet often what we
OnlyScams: Accretion of Knowledge
Reading Time: 2 minutes An old coworker once told me that he was spending a good deal of money on a website where he could subscribe to a certain girl and watch her perform sexual acts and apparently also work on cars while naked. It was easy for me to list off the reasons I didn’t think this was healthy, moral, or financially prudent (and sure enough, his marriage fell apart). I think that
Roller Coasters and Life
Reading Time: < 1 minute I love roller coasters and have a particular fondness for ones made by the Swiss company Bolliger & Mabillard. Through the ups and downs of the run, I’m able to have fun because much thought went into the design, and I know I’m going to be safe in the end. The ups and downs of life are also much easier for me knowing that I’m following a design made by
Biden: People Will Regret Abortion Ban When Their Babies Starve to Death
Reading Time: < 1 minute “Look here, I don’t work for you. My family doesn’t work for you. When I swept into office, I came in to sell your children’s organs to zoos for meat, and now I’m go into people’s 401Ks at night and wrecking up the place, and there won’t be baby formula for years—arrroooo,” Biden howled. “I’d abort that baby while it still has some meat on its bones if I were you. Thank you all for being here, and may God bless you.”
Nutritionists Expect American Obesity Epidemic to Be Over by End of Biden’s 1st Term
Reading Time: 2 minutes Thanks to Biden’s steady hand at the helm, nutritionists across America expect that the country’s obesity epidemic may be entirely over by the end of Biden’s first term in office.
Man from Country with Ministry of Truth Worried Russia Will Undermine Democracy
Reading Time: 2 minutes Jacobs, a political science PhD remote working for a non-profit in Aspen, is an expert on listening to experts. In fact, he said there’s no way to be certain that you’re right if you don’t agree with them.
White House Seeking PR Expert Skilled in Policy Disasters, Nuclear War, Famine, Crack-Addict Children, & Dementia
Reading Time: 2 minutes “It’s important to be able to see the good in famine, policy disasters, chopping off a 10-year-old’s breasts for trans rights, the President’s little gaffes that almost start nuclear wars, and of course crack-addict, whore-addicted children who are just a little washed up after engaging in Ukrainian corrup–uh, business, glory to Ukraine, glory to the heroes.”
Cheetah Identifying as Human Female Dominates Women’s 400m
Reading Time: 2 minutes In the past, society was been intolerant and bigoted, but this sprint was proof that equity was coming to all women, no matter how furry and fanged they might be.
A Tale of Gimli and Boldness
Reading Time: 2 minutes “Let them come. There is still one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath.”
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