Review: Kayaking Two Ocean Lake, Grand Teton National Park
Reading Time: 2 minutes A lesser-used lake that’s a bit out of the way, but it still has nice views of the mountains.
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HIKING IN THE LIGHT
Pressing on the upward way
Cloud Peak Wilderness
Big Horn Mountains
The Tetons & the Gros Ventre
Close to Jackson Hole
The Wind River Range
North America's Finest
Other Travel
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Humor and Life
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Science and Philosophy
Thinking about thinking is important. How do our minds interface with the world? What can we do to avoid making errors? Does morality exist?
Spirituality
Without spirit, nothing matters. But if you have free will, it makes all the difference in the world.
Key:
- Green: Day hikes, but can be done overnight.
- Yellow: Typically 2-3 night hikes.
- Red: Longer hikes, typically 4+ nights.
- Purple: Camping spots, hotels, villas, and excursions.
- Blue: Camping combined with something else, typically kayaking.
Notes:
- I’m transcribing my reviews in my own order, but if you’d like any moved to the top of the list, just shoot me a message.
- Significant zooming is required to see all activities. Some trailheads have 5+ hikes, which do not show at default zoom levels.
Review: 9 Miles Hiking Gypsum Creek Lakes, Wind River Range
Reading Time: 14 minutes What a blessing. The most value/mile of any short hike in the Winds or Cloud Peak Wilderness.
Scientists Discover Hottest Place On Planet Is Inside Your Tent The Second After Sun Comes Up
Reading Time: 2 minutes Boulder, CO—Scientists at the University of Colorado School of Geophysics have overturned a long-held world record for planetary heat here on Earth. While the record was previously held by Iran’s Lut Desert, it’s been definitively relegated into the realm of sweaty has-beens.
Bird Box Monsters That Cause You to Suicide Yourself Revealed to Just be The Clintons
Reading Time: < 1 minute The creators of the sci-fi horror flick, “The Bird Box,” have announced a sequel to the acclaimed movie, but this time you’ll be able to get a good look at the monsters.
Review: Kayaking and Paddleboarding Spalding Bay, Grand Teton National Park
Reading Time: 4 minutes A quiet place with beautiful views in Grand Teton National Park? We were shocked to find out that such a thing exists.
Man Who Thinks He Should Determine How and Where People Should Live Swears He Would Never Have Been a Slave Owner
Reading Time: < 1 minute “Just let them leave?” Harris spluttered. “Like live their own lives without our control? I hate them, but we can’t do that—their land is valuable, you hicks!”
Woman Wants Specific Gift for Mother’s Day and Also It Must Be a Total Surprise
Reading Time: < 1 minute Conyers, GA—Local mother Julie Andrews is overjoyed to see what her husband gets her for Mother’s Day, and she expressed that sentiment abundantly during our interview with her.
Chaos Erupts at School Board Meeting as Mother of 3 Forgets to Use Pronouns
Reading Time: 2 minutes “Out, out!” screamed Mx. Still. “I don’t know what alien gender you are, but on this planet, we give our pronouns so that we don’t make other people uncomfortable!”
CIA to Use Socially-Acceptable Clinton Predator Drone on US Soil
Reading Time: 2 minutes Looking to prevent another unarmed insurrection where the only people killed are defenseless women, the CIA has announced that it will begin using Predator drones over the US landmass.
White Supremacy Violence So Effective That Whites Need Not Even Be Involved
Reading Time: < 1 minute The data shows that the violence of white supremacy can occur even when the nearest white person is some 80 miles away.
Cooking Show “Chopped,” Chopped for Not Having Equality of Outcome
Reading Time: < 1 minute Chopped is being replaced by a new cooking show where the judges simply tell each other that no one dish is better or worse than the other and refuse further comment on the merits of the dishes.
Local 6-Year-Old Masters the Word “Impostor,” Uses It 600 Times a Day
Reading Time: < 1 minute A local 6-year-old girl has mastered the word “impostor” and now impresses her parents with it no less than 600 times per day, at a median decibel level of 87.
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