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Conyers, GA—Local mother Julie Andrews is overjoyed to see what her husband gets her for Mother’s Day, and she expressed that sentiment abundantly dur

Pandemonium broke at Hellgate Elementary’s school board meeting in Missoula, MT last night. During the public comment portion of the gathering, a bele

Looking to prevent another unarmed insurrection where the only people killed are defenseless women, the CIA has announced that it will begin using Pre

New research has shown that white supremacy violence is so effective that it occurs even when white people aren’t involved. The terrifying discovery a

Popular cooking competition show “Chopped” is now “chopped” after diversity, inclusivity, and equity (DIE) activists complained that it wasn’t a fair

A local 6-year-old girl has mastered the word “impostor” and now impresses her parents with it no less than 600 times per day, at a median decibel lev

Facing blowback for policies at the border, the Biden administration has announced that it is uncaging thousands of migrant children. “From now on, ou

They say that you shouldn’t watch how they make the sausage. Today I’m going to help you watch narrative-building in real time. Observe below: Why doe

All of these posts save one have been bashed together on zero sleep while living in various foreign countries. Good news: I hired a proofreader, becau

Bula folks,My email service had been spamming everything, which I hadn’t noticed as I’ve been busy with life. It was also deleting the emails, for abo

Dr. Fauci assuaged fears of a terrifying new normal while talking to CNN’s Brian Stelter.  “So I’ve heard people worrying that they’ll have to eat bug

Dallas, TX—American Air has announced that they will comply with a government mandate that criminalizes neck gaiters. The company has also received a

DC Comics has introduced a monstrous new supervillain to the great thrill of fans. The utterly evil man refuses to release his pronouns—reticence expe

The White House—White House press secretary Jen Psaki will finally be making good on promises to circle back to that. Anytime an even moderately diffi

Documento de 2019 sobre preparativos para una pandemia respiratoria de alto impacto. Interesantes cosas que demuestran que casi todo lo que hemos hech

The White House—Whoopsie! Less than 12 hours into his tenure in the White House and President Joe Biden has suffered an adorable mishap that makes our

This is part 6 in a series. Telltale Signs of… If one gives an answer before he hears,it is his folly and shame. An intelligent heart acquires knowl

This is part 5 in a series. [Status: not yet proofread.] In This Post Live Not by Lies: Being Abhorred as a ChristianLive Not by Lies: Christianity Cr

Seattle, WA—In a massive bungle between Moderna and Microsoft, the nanochip in the new COVID vaccine is far too large to be injected safely. Both comp

Hey there good-lookin’! What’s cookin’—in your character, that is? *finger guns* And how can you find out?Well this is how I try and do it, and boy, s

This is part 4 in a series. It has been said that politics is a conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized. I

Yure and I were discussing Matthew 28. Why does God say not to be called “Father?” Why does it say not to be called “teacher?”  It seems that in most

Yurena asked me, “Does destiny exist?”   We often wonder about “fate,” or a predetermined outcome that we can’t escape. Does it exist? In looking at t

Washington, DC—Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell (R, KY) has declined to let Americans have an additional $2000 for COVID relief. “Look, I know t

This is part 3 in a series. We must not abandon truth or sense-making, yet everywhere in the West, we’re being told that on the contrary, if we do not

This is part 2 in a series. One thing that I learned from Dr. J. Lennox of Oxford is that it’s imperative to test the premises and data of assertions,

Following immense pushback after passing Stimulus 2.0—in which Americans were given $600 of the money that was taxed from them while they were benevol

This is the first post in what will be a series. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, a political prisoner who wrote The Gulag Archipelago and was a strident oppon

Have you ever been mentally checked-out in a relationship and had your partner become upset because you’re obviously on autopilot? I definitely have,

It’s disappointing to see that we are back in the “media scare stories about hospitals” stage. The good news is that, just like last time, this is sim

Prison officials are dripping water on Ghislaine Maxwell every 90 seconds to make sure that she doesn’t commit suicide.”After Jeffrey Epstein offed hi

Capital District, USA—The potential victors have been selected for America’s 46th Quarter Quell, and the Capital District is almost entirely boarded u

It is hard to be thankful for the pain, even when you knew it was coming. It is hard to be thankful for pain when you consider all the moments you got

One of the stranger things about atheism is that pedophilia isn’t a choice under it. Why? Because the laws of cause and effect outside of the head don

California—An emergency decree from Gavin Newsom’s health department is going to keep residents of the state safe tonight from the dreaded coronavirus

Libertarian presidential candidate Jo Jorgensen went on Bret Weinstein’s Dark Horse podcast recently and it was a bit gruesome for those listening or—

Vice President Micheal Pence will be offline for a routine upgrade to his operating system. Vice President Mike Pence is scheduled to have a brief dow

Starting in November, dine-in restaurant patrons will be required to wear horse feeding-bags in the state of California. The decree comes down from Ga

In This Post Baptism as BeliefBaptism and Water: How and Why?Baptism: Important or Just Kewl?My Conclusions from This One of my favorite Christian spe