Global Megacorp Excited Recession Will Make People Want Its Low-Paying Jobs
Posted on June 17, 2022
New York-Global Megacorp Services (GMS) has long been operating its facilities at minimum staffing, ensuring that its employees get plenty of overtime
A Very Motivational Christian Message from a Friend in Africa
Posted on June 4, 2022
My friend and mentor, Jeff, has lived in Africa for going on 4 decades. He has the most upstanding family and extended family I’ve ever met. With a me
Behold America, Lying Horribly Before Us
Posted on May 26, 2022
Americans exist in a nation of failed families. A nation which sacrifices the unborn for convenience. It’s a nation of shattered homes, and of nuclear
The Obligation of Man
Posted on May 17, 2022
Stewardship is huge these days. From environmentalism to welfare, we’re bombarded with the message that we, as the virtuous people we know ourselves t
OnlyScams: Accretion of Knowledge
Posted on May 17, 2022
An old coworker once told me that he was spending a good deal of money on a website where he could subscribe to a certain girl and watch her perform s
Roller Coasters and Life
Posted on May 16, 2022
I love roller coasters and have a particular fondness for ones made by the Swiss company Bolliger & Mabillard. Through the ups and downs of the run, I
Biden: People Will Regret Abortion Ban When Their Babies Starve to Death
Posted on May 11, 2022
The White House—Munching on a triple-scoop ice cream, President Biden addressed the nation from the White House Rose Garden. “Inflation, it’s so big I
Nutritionists Expect American Obesity Epidemic to Be Over by End of Biden’s 1st Term
Posted on May 7, 2022
Thanks to Biden’s steady hand at the helm, nutritionists across America expect that the country’s obesity epidemic may be entirely over by the end of
Man from Country with Ministry of Truth Worried Russia Will Undermine Democracy
Posted on May 7, 2022
Aspen, CO—”The Reds are evil,” Dr. Stephen Jacobs said as he officially registered with the Democratic Socialists of America. “They’re a grave threat
White House Seeking PR Expert Skilled in Policy Disasters, Nuclear War, Famine, Crack-Addict Children, & Dementia
Posted on April 2, 2022
The White House—The Biden Administration is sad to see Spokesperson Jen Psaki leaving for MSNBC, but glad that she’s going to an unbiased organization
Cheetah Identifying as Human Female Dominates Women’s 400m
Posted on March 18, 2022
San Francisco-A brave African cheetah identifying as a human female has taken the all-time record in the Women’s 400m. The stunning cheetah dashed off
A Tale of Gimli and Boldness
Posted on March 12, 2022
JRR Tolkien firmly believed that creativity could inspire courage, and that the portion of the mind which was inspired by tales of heroism needed to b
Necessary News Roundup, 5 March 2022
Posted on March 5, 2022
For too long, people have thought of the news as something designed to give them information. Wrong! News is created to tell you what to believe, sure
Taliban to Donate $30 Billion in Excess Arms, Lethal Aid to Ukraine
Posted on February 26, 2022
The Biden Administration is generously sending $350M for weapons to the Ukraine, but not to be outdone by their old US enemies, the Taliban is sending
Idiots in Hateful Sky-Daddy Cult Once Again Giving Free Disaster Relief to Poor People
Posted on February 26, 2022
Tegucigalpa, Honduras—Another earthquake in Central America has once again flooded the place with mindless religious zombies. Not content to spread th
Review: Mill Iron Ranch, Jackson, Wyoming
Posted on February 19, 2022
The night before we went to the Mill Iron Ranch, we spent just under $300 eating for Valentine’s at The White Buffalo Club. The steak was fine, the si
White House Calls for Social Media Crackdown on Misinformation Until It Becomes Truth 6 Months Later
Posted on February 3, 2022
Washington, DC–White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has called for a private business crackdown on misinformation, which she said is tentatively, “W
Joel Osteen Launches $600,000 GoFundMe for Church Toilet Repairs
Posted on December 4, 2021
Lakewood Church—Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church is in dire need of repairs, which the MegaPastor is blaming on the poor quality of the help that they ca
Social Contagions, Big Tech, & Corrective Action
Posted on November 18, 2021
Big tech suppresses certain ideas through social mechanisms and disallowing certain interactions. You’ve seen the playbook, which includes things like
Absent-minded Veteran Forgets To Change Profile Pic To Military Uniform
Posted on November 12, 2021
Cheyenne, WY—John McKaye forgot for the second year in a row to change his profile picture on Veteran’s Day, and now he’s not getting the recognition
Review: 22-Mile Day Hike to Picturesque Paintbrush Pass
Posted on October 31, 2021
Paintbrush Pass is an easy hike for people who get lost easily but are in shape, and it offers stunning views of the Cathedral Group. Being in the Tet
Amazon’s Buttigieg Special to Feature Loving Look at How He Spent His 2-Month Vacation
Posted on October 26, 2021
Amazon’s new special about Mayor Pete will feature a detailed look at how he spent his entire supply-chain crisis vacation. Everyone knows that having
Garnier Releases New Fauci-Line of Shampoo Exclusively Tested on Live Dogs
Posted on October 24, 2021
Dr. Fauci is the model for the newest line of shampoo by Garnier. The novel formulation was partially produced in the Wuhan Labs and was extensively t
Fauci Cuts Wuhan Lab Funding, Will Crowdfund Next Supervirus Instead
Posted on October 23, 2021
Fresh off becoming a mega-millionaire as a humble public servant, Dr. Anthony Fauci is looking for more uses for his unique set of skills. And they wo
Dr. Fauci Wins Wuhan Lab’s Employee of the Year Award for 2nd Straight Year
Posted on October 21, 2021
America’s doctor is making splashes all across the world. From being given his own day in Washington DC to having an Italian mass COVID grave named af
Review: Up, Up, and a Day Hike to Blue Miner Lake & Sheep Mountain
Posted on October 17, 2021
Blue Miner Lake and Sheep Mountain had great views, but were they worth the interminable, waterless climb? Table of Contents
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Raising a Daughter in a Bizarre World
Posted on October 17, 2021
Thanks to the events of the recent past, many people have been putting a huge emphasis on avoiding people who seem ill. They want to avoid contagion,
Biden Launches New Food-Shortage Initiative: Build Back Barer
Posted on October 12, 2021
President Joe Biden has been suffering from low polls thanks to ungrateful people who aren’t happy that he’s had their employers fire them. In an effo
Partial Transcript of Dr. Robert Malone with Jimmy Dore on Mass mRNA Vaccination
Posted on October 10, 2021
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SPEECH TRANSCRIPTION IMPORTANT ADDITIONAL INFORMATION SPEECH TRANSCRIPTION I strongly object to mandatory vaccination for multiple reason
Review: Beauty & Ennui Hiking Grizzly Lake
Posted on October 8, 2021
Grizzly Lake offers some nice fall colors, but isn’t worth the hike in any season. A trip to the first pond on the hike might be worth it. Table of Co
Being Self-Sufficient
Posted on October 3, 2021
Part of being “self-sufficient” is having a close network that helps you. Self-sufficient communities exist far better than self-sufficient individual
Review: 19 Miles Hiking Simpson Lake, Plus Dead Horse, Long, and Union
Posted on October 1, 2021
Table of Contents ➤Quick Facts⤷Introduction: Deliberation and the Hell of Moon Lake Road⤑Day 1: Hiking to Union Lake, Moon Lake, Blanket Lakes, and Si
Review: 10-mile Overnight Hike to “Harmful” Jade Lakes, Brooks Lakes, etc.
Posted on September 1, 2021
Jade Lakes, Rainbow Lake, and Upper and Lower Brooks Lakes are easily accessed and quite tame as a day or overnight hike. There are some important dow
Review: Stupendously Short Overnight Hike to Lost Lake, WY
Posted on August 24, 2021
Lost Lake is a very short hike to a picturesque, colorful lake. It’s good for people who aren’t in shape, or for families with little children. Table
Review: Hiking (Or Surviving) MacLeod Lake, Gros Ventre Range
Posted on August 20, 2021
MacLeod Lake (also spelled McLeod and Macleod) is a scenic lake in a rocky bowl best accessed from Swift Creek Trailhead by those who win competitions
USAF Reportedly Leaves $56 Billion Worth of Coffee Pots in Afghanistan
Posted on August 5, 2021
The United States Air Force reports that the sudden withdrawal from Afghanistan has led to a significant financial loss. Pulling out so abruptly, with
Review: Kayaking Two Ocean Lake, Grand Teton National Park
Posted on August 3, 2021
This review is going to be short and sweet. Yurena, Yue, and I wanted to go kayaking, but GTNP was totally packed along the main lakes, so we decided
Review: 9 Miles Hiking Gypsum Creek Lakes, Wind River Range
Posted on July 31, 2021
The most value/mile of any short hike in the Winds or Cloud Peak Wilderness. Doesn’t have a trail. Table of Contents
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Scientists Discover Hottest Place On Planet Is Inside Your Tent The Second After Sun Comes Up
Posted on July 25, 2021
Boulder, CO—Scientists at the University of Colorado School of Geophysics have overturned a long-held world record for planetary heat here on Earth. W
Bird Box Monsters That Cause You to Suicide Yourself Revealed to Just be The Clintons
Posted on July 8, 2021
The creators of the sci-fi horror flick, “The Bird Box,” have announced a sequel to the acclaimed movie, but this time you’ll be able to get a good lo