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Trump Unveils Totally New, Totally Unique Space Force Logo

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Reading Time: 2 minutesThe White House—President Donald Trump unveiled the new Space Force logo today, saying to the White House Press, “Today, I give to you, my supporters, and even you traitors here in the press, a brand new Space Force logo. I designed it myself, and it is totally new, totally my idea. Totally unique, totally new, maybe even the most new, perhaps even ever.” He held up a depiction of the…

Trump Replaces US Space Command with Much, Much Better US Space Force

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Reading Time: 2 minutesMos Eisley, D.C.—President Donald Trump has revolutionized space as of 2020. While space used to be under the purview of the U.S. Air Force Space Command, the Commander in Chief noted that “they were buffoons and total crybabies,” and had the lot of them disbanded. Trump, pontificating to a crowd of horrified onlookers in the White House Press Briefing Room, explained “we’re going to have a bloodbath, a yuge bloodbath,…