100% of Australian Animals Now Dead, Protecting Australians from the 98% of Them Which Were Poisonous
Reading Time: < 1 minute Canberra—In startling climate change news, it has been reported that literally every single, last animal in Australia has been killed by fires in as a result of Catastrophic Global Warming©, which is a step below the IPCC’s predicted Apocalyptic Global Warming ©, which would also have killed the humans. (Though some climate change deniers have pointed out that the rising ocean level would have canceled out the wildfires.) As of…