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Bernie Sanders Nervously Asks If There Will Be a Food Line for Him

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Bernie Sanders Nervously Asks If There Will Be a Food Line for Him

Bernie Sanders Nervously Asks If There Will Be a Food Line for Him

Lucas Necessary

Reading Time: < 1 minute“Just if things don’t go well,” said Sanders, while nervously licking his lips, as his eyes darted hungrily at a Subway bag, though it was empty. “Do you suppose Joe, who I have always respected, will he have a bread line for me?”

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Bernie Tempts Trump With Promise of Free Bread and McDonald’s Lines

Bernie Tempts Trump With Promise of Free Bread and McDonald’s Lines

Lucas Necessary

Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe website 538 says that there is a 98% chance that Donald Trump will vote for Bernie Sanders due to the ingenious move.

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Relief: Combined Dem Candidate Age Now Only Stretches Back to Year 1712

Relief: Combined Dem Candidate Age Now Only Stretches Back to Year 1712

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Reading Time: < 1 minuteAfter thoughtfully removing all of the young, colored candidates, the Democrats now have a strong field of rich, white septuagenarians, the perfect people to take on the current rich, white septuagenarian in the White House.

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