Reading Time: < 1 minute “Just if things don’t go well,” said Sanders, while nervously licking his lips, as his eyes darted hungrily at a Subway bag, though it was empty. “Do you suppose Joe, who I have always respected, will he have a bread line for me?”
Reading Time: < 1 minute The website 538 says that there is a 98% chance that Donald Trump will vote for Bernie Sanders due to the ingenious move.
Reading Time: < 1 minute After thoughtfully removing all of the young, colored candidates, the Democrats now have a strong field of rich, white septuagenarians, the perfect people to take on the current rich, white septuagenarian in the White House.