Joe Biden Tests Negative for Spanish Flu
Reading Time: < 1 minute “My mind is sharper than a, a, you know the thing,” Biden said in a remark in the nation’s capital. “I don’t have any brain problems, I’m fiddle as a fit.”
Bernie Snags Trump Vote by Offering Taxpayer-Subsidized Bronzer
Reading Time: < 1 minute After ending a bad night neck-and-neck with Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders found himself needing any vote he could possibly get—even Donald Trump’s!
CNN: Trump Administration Caught Working with Terrorists
Reading Time: < 1 minute MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow noted, “These people killed Americans, and now Trump’s working with them. Any person who voted for him should be shot.”
In Show Of Peace, USA Offers To Install Free Glass Factory In Iran
Reading Time: 2 minutes Trumps says that the factory will be shipped quite quickly via air freight, at an expected 17,000 MPH.