Published by the Babylon Bee
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I removed an old Willy Wonkish post from the site for a reason. My first idea to make it big! Wowzers! Click on the picture:
My friend—well, that’s what I call her—Sarah Eustace Lefore, herself very hot, however, reminded me of the following:
I always like it when attractive people remind me of my proper place in this mating game. Yet I feel compelled to quote myself:
Anyway, 4 hours from pitch to publication. What an accomplishment. I must be very proud.
PS—I’m actually delighted but I can’t let it show too much.