Lucasy Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Wedding Events or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bungles
Reading Time: 6 minutesThe comedy of my wedding.
Welcome Vicca Ariadne Necessary
Reading Time: 2 minutesVictory most holy has arrived in the world.
Site Update: Proofreading and More
Reading Time: < 1 minuteIt’s amazing how exciting boring things can be.
The Importance of Study and Prayer Partners; a Life Update
Reading Time: 3 minutesOh, Lucas. What an idiot! (Plus a good poem!)
Published by the Babylon Bee
Reading Time: 2 minutesI removed an old Willy Wonkish post from the site for a reason. My first idea to make it big! Wowzers! Click on the picture: My friend—well, that’s what I call her—Sarah Eustace Lefore, herself very hot, however, reminded me of the following: I always like it when attractive people remind me of my proper place in this mating game. Yet I feel compelled to quote myself: Anyway, 4 hours…
Stuck on a Communist Isle
Reading Time: 2 minutesAn update on life as it moves along. A video of swimming, and a picture of some of my progress in enhancing my own life-support machine for my brain.
Ask Me
Reading Time: < 1 minuteUse this page to ask me anything in an open-forum setting through the comment box below. Or, if you’d prefer, you can contact me privately. With love, always, —Luke
Rated R and 5 Stars: Septoplasty and More
Reading Time: 10 minutesIf you’re considering surgery on your schnozz, boy do I have a show for you! Videos may be the most helpful, but I hope this assists you in making your decision.
Scary Announcement from the Flight Deck
Reading Time: < 1 minuteI was trying to film some bad turbulence when the pilots made this terrifying announcement. At first I thought…well, it wasn’t good. —BQ