Cheetah Identifying as Human Female Dominates Women’s 400m
Reading Time: 2 minutes In the past, society was been intolerant and bigoted, but this sprint was proof that equity was coming to all women, no matter how furry and fanged they might be.
Raising a Daughter in a Bizarre World
Reading Time: 2 minutes Thanks to the events of the recent past, many people have been putting a huge emphasis on avoiding people who seem ill. They want to avoid contagion, so unless they’re healthcare workers, they don’t spend all day around sick people.
To Simplify, LGBTQINB2S+ Becomes ∞-cishet
Reading Time: 2 minutes There’s no hoax worse than heterosexuality. Well, except for claiming that there’s a ‘cis’ in ‘team.’
Elizawoke Warren: SecDef Must Be Chosen by Young, Non-Binary, Demiqueer Two-Spirits
Reading Time: 2 minutes Elizabeth Warren, falling in popularity with the woke, recently took a vision quest into their hearts and minds and discovered an undeniable truth.
Warren Completes Gender Transition in Under Two Hours After Learning That Women Can’t Win Presidential Election
Reading Time: < 1 minute He requested that people not dead-name him, and is now running under the name “Aaren Whiz Elbert,” a nod to his genius plans. Out of respect for his tribal ancestry, he has indicated that he is more two-spirit (2S+) than transman, though “whatever wins the nomination works for me.”
Educating Bigots: Why Do Regressives Still Call a Female’s Fronthole a Vagina?
Reading Time: 3 minutes Yes, vagina can be used, but it’s to be used for people who have had surgery to make it. It doesn’t exist in nature. You can’t just find a vagina out in the wild.
CA Law Mandating Female Boardmembers Results in Many Gender Transitions
Reading Time: 4 minutes A new law in California is having surprising effects. In September of 2018, the governor of California signed into effect a gender diversity bill, which mandates that any corporate board in the state have at least one female board member. Further, beginning in July 2021, the bill requires a minimum of two women directors on boards with five directors and at least three women on boards with six or more…