Amazon’s Buttigieg Special to Feature Loving Look at How He Spent His 2-Month Vacation
Amazon’s new special about Mayor Pete will feature a detailed look at how he spent his entire supply-chain crisis vacation. Everyone knows that having a baby really takes it out of you when you’re a gay couple, so details on the newborns will be mostly skipped over.
Though lambasted by far-right extremists, Mayor Pete spent most of his vacation in Acapulco, his shirt off, lovingly nursing his brand new margarita the first hour, and then several hundred thereafter. Acapulco was a great place to relax, since it was one of the few places not dealing with a supply-chain crisis, because it wasn’t in America where the person responsible for such things was absent and on vacation.
“The media is typically pretty hard on you,” Mayor Pete told reporters. “I was expecting to be given a guest role in the next Avengers movie, but it’s a tough world, with lots of negative press, so I’m settling for this Amazon show.”
Pete says he’s really worried about 2024, and he hopes Amazon shows him in a relatable light, stomping on grapes to make wine in underground cellars with billionaires, just like the common man.
The flick will also detail why it was important for someone who had once overseen a fleet of 57 buses to guide the Department of Transportation. (Though there was a close, untold race between Mr. Buttigieg and a theme park ride operator, the details of which will be revealed in a sequel.)