Following the announcement that President Trump will replace late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, progressive scientists across America are furiously researching ways to “just end it already.”
“2020 has been horrible! Australia burned down entirely, then the whole world died of coronavirus, and Trump blew up every person in Iran and caused World War III, and then we realized that America is more racist now than in 1812, and yeah, Trump is still alive, so I’d say that it’s time to just end it all,” said Dr. Jerry Mann, a geologist and the founder of the new super-PAC, GEM, short for Genocide Eliminates Misery.
Dr. Mann and over 1500 other scientists are looking for ways to detonate Yellowstone National Park, which is a super caldera and volcano in Wyoming, home to a basket full of deplorables. Upon eruption, most estimates show that it would wipe out all life in the United States and possibly the world, which GEM and the DNC say are acceptable and even agreeable losses.
“Look, we tried burning it to the ground with peaceful protests and we only managed $2-billion in damage,” said Kamala Harris, who is running for president on the Harris-Biden ticket. “I support these scientists. We have to end the nightmare. It really makes sense. HAHAHAHAHA. IT WAS A DEBAT—INTERRUPT ROUTINE SYNC FAULT ERROR, RESET.”
While genocide seems bad at first blush, it’s important to remember that it’s much less bad when you think of it as merely a mass late-term abortion.
California Governor Gavin Newsom has offered to assist in any way he can, but so far he’s only discovered how to burn down a state.