Having just been selected to be Joe Biden’s running mate, newly-minted VP candidate Kamala Harris is being forced to walk back claims that she made last year.
“I said he was a sexual predator and proveable racist based on all of his actions and words? Really? Me? I must have meant something different,” Harris told CNN as Mr. Biden massaged her back with the firm hand of a future world leader. “No, I don’t think he’s a racist or a sexu—ow, Joe, not there, not the tongue either!”
For his part, former VP Biden says that he’s actually a lot more interested in the racial jungle that he used to oppose now that Harris has passed his sniff test.
Biden reiterated that anyone who doesn’t vote for a rich, old white guy, and a corrupt cop “definitely ain’t black.”