Local 6-Year-Old Masters the Word “Impostor,” Uses It 600 Times a Day

Local 6-Year-Old Masters the Word “Impostor,” Uses It 600 Times a Day

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A local 6-year-old girl has mastered the word “impostor” and now impresses her parents with it no less than 600 times per day, at a median decibel level of 87.
“Is this dinner on my plate or is it an IMPOSTOR?” she screamed at her mom with glee, showing what a big girl she was. “IMPOSTORIMPOSTORIMPOSTORIMPOSTOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!”
She’s also developed a strange habit of pointing at the sky and saying, “That cloud looks like an amongus, but it’s actually an IMPOSTOR!” Her parents aren’t sure what an amongus is supposed to be, or why amonguses have problems with impostors.

The young girl has started referring to her pet rabbit as “Sus,” though previously she had named it simply, “Munchie.” When questioned, she said, “Well it is a little impostor, because it scratches everyone. Um, and an impostor is someone who kills everybody.” As of the time of this writing, the lop-eared bunny has killed only 0 people.


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