Oops! Trump Releases Re-Election Logo YEARS Too Early, and Bernie’s Angry!
Washington, DC—Trump’s campaign manager says that a clerical error led to the release of Trump’s re-election logo far, far earlier than was planned.
“This year’s logo was supposed to feature Trump and Pence again, but a typo led to us releasing our Emperor’s logo for the 2024 cycle—whoopsie!” said manager Brad Parscale.
The Sanders campaign has expressed outrage, noting that while Sanders will definitely have kicked the bucket by 2024, it’s not acceptable for Trump to use such a logo, because it appropriates Bernie’s ideas.
“The Communist symbology is known to be associated with Mr. Sanders,” read an official press release for the campaign. “Sanders was licking Communist boots—well, the blood of the innocents on them, at least—before Vladimir Putin was a twinkle in his father’s eye. Das vedanya, товарищи.“
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Can I buy that as a bumper sticker?