The White House—White House press secretary Jen Psaki will finally be making good on promises to circle back to that.
Anytime an even moderately difficult question has been lobbed at Psaki (who is a woman), she’s been unable to hit it. Promises of, “I’ll circle back to that,” haven’t been working, so the Biden administration has installed a merry-go-round to help her out.
Footage was released of Psaki (who is a woman) practicing on her new device to scripted-questions from other White House staff.
“Is Biden’s favorite color truly white?” asked a staffer mimicking a hostile reporter.
“Well I’m proud to announce that the White House is proudly staffed by many women of all colors,” Psaki said. “But let me circle bac—whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa——”
She was cut off as an automated motor began spinning the merry-go-round faster and faster, hoping to force an answer out of her.
“Biiiiideeeeennnnn haaaatttttteeeeessss wwwwhhhhiiiiitttteeeeeee,” she shrieked, and the contraption came to a halt.