
Fauci’s “Pardon Me” Jokes Growing a Bit Tiresome
Following his Presidential pardon by Joe Biden for crimes he’s committed all the way back to 2014, Dr. Anthony Fauci’s mannerisms and actions have grown a bit much for some people, with many reporting that he’s “Just going hog wild,” and “Completely out of control.”
“I was walking down the street minding my own business and suddenly he burst out of a bodega door and yelled ‘Booga booga boo’ and scared the crap out of me,” Juliette Nichols said. “Then he bowled me over and yelled ‘PARDON ME,’ with a huge grin on his little, ferret face.”
And it’s not an isolated incident. The account @enlightenedowl2021 posted on X, “Anthony Fauci just ran up to me at Firehouse Subs and literally FARTED ON MY FACE, then yelled “PARDON ME! SHOULD HAVE BEEN WEARING YA FACE MASK, SUCKAH!” Another account reported that he tried to get the person to pull his finger, “But I didn’t and he just laughed and said it was the first time social distancing really worked and then he kinda scuttled off to go bug some woman with a baby in a stroller.”
Many people have reported similar events. While Fox News crews were filming a live segment in Brooklyn, Fauci practically danced up to the reporter, Katie Briggs, pulled out a liter of Dr. Pepper from an attache case, and started chugging it. The Dr. topped it off by swishing the last half in his mouth vigorously before swallowing, only to then grab the microphone from Ms. Briggs and blech, “I’m Dr. TrutUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP ScienURRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. Pardon ME,” before scampering off giggling.
The behavior has become tiresome to a number of citizens who say that he’s taking the seriousness of the pardon far too flippantly.
“Dr. Fauci interrupted our PTA meeting and yelled, ‘OOPS DID I FUND THE RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT OF A NOVEL CORONAVIRUS THAT KILLED MILLIONS AND THEN GET EVEN RICHER OFF OF IT??? PARRRRRDOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, LITTLE PIGGIES!'” one woman reported, nothing that he also called everyone there, “Poor, very poor, no one will you remember you anyway, unlike Dr. Fauci.”
When reached for comment, Dr. Fauci told us, “Hehehehe, is making jokes a crime now? PARRRDDDOOOOONNNNNN MMMEEEEEEEE, loseahs!”