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White House Calls for Social Media Crackdown on Misinformation Until It Becomes Truth 6 Months Later

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White House Calls for Social Media Crackdown on Misinformation Until It Becomes Truth 6 Months Later

White House Calls for Social Media Crackdown on Misinformation Until It Becomes Truth 6 Months Later

Lucas Necessary

Reading Time: < 1 minute “This centaur is spouting off misinformation on a daily basis, and it’s time that Spotify used their status as a private company to remove him from the face of the planet. No holds barred. There are still killers for hire, and we’ll look the other way,” Psaki told reporters.

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Fauci Cuts Wuhan Lab Funding, Will Crowdfund Next Supervirus Instead

Fauci Cuts Wuhan Lab Funding, Will Crowdfund Next Supervirus Instead

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Reading Time: 2 minutes Fresh off becoming a mega-millionaire as a humble public servant, Dr. Anthony Fauci is looking for more uses for his unique set of skills. And they won’t involve tedious coronaviruses from the Far East.

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Dr. Fauci Wins Wuhan Lab’s Employee of the Year Award for 2nd Straight Year

Dr. Fauci Wins Wuhan Lab’s Employee of the Year Award for 2nd Straight Year

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Reading Time: < 1 minute The Israelis recently gave Dr. Fauci a million dollars for “his remarkable restraint versus another historical figure,” but most important to America’s top-paid government employee has been his award from the Wuhan Institute of Virology. For the second straight year, Dr. Fauci has received the coveted Employee of the Year Award.

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DC Comics Introduces New Villain, ‘Superspreader!’

DC Comics Introduces New Villain, ‘Superspreader!’

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Reading Time: < 1 minute Writers have hinted that the DC superheroes will try to put an end to the terrible, murderous menace by masking him up with at least two masks, as their leader Dr. Science S. Fauci recommends, “but it won’t go as well as they’d hope, and only 99.6% of them will survive.”

California Mandates Restaurant-Goers Wear Horse Feeding Bags

California Mandates Restaurant-Goers Wear Horse Feeding Bags

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Reading Time: 2 minutes “We’ve almost beaten this disease, and by wearing your feeding bags, I’m certain that we’ll have coronavirus crushed within the next five years or so,” Governor Newsom told reporters. “Just wear your mask into the restaurant, and when your food is brought out in your nose bag, make the exchange as quickly as possible and without breathing.”

CNN: Racism Has Killed Coronavirus

CNN: Racism Has Killed Coronavirus

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Reading Time: < 1 minute Racism has killed coronavirus. Not content to target minorities struggling to make a go of things, it’s now targeted and in fact entirely killed off the novel coronavirus. “Never in our lifetimes have we witnessed a genocide due to racism,” remarked Anderson Cooper. “Well, until now. Yes, folks, racism has killed off the entirety of the novel coronavirus. It had just arrived in America, a poor immigrant struggling to get…

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Christian Accidentally Watches News, Immediately Decides to Move to Nineveh

Christian Accidentally Watches News, Immediately Decides to Move to Nineveh

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Reading Time: 2 minutes He left his house to take a walk and clear his mind, but found that dogs were forming into packs in the streets, and all the trees were covered in murders of crows as far as his eyes could see.

US Adopts Mob Immunity Strategy

US Adopts Mob Immunity Strategy

Lucas Necessary

Reading Time: 2 minutes In a statement, Joe Biden stated that he supports the rage that people are feeling. “Look, look, I felt that way once, I did. I hear you. I, I, I used a chain, a chain on CornPop, after telling him that I was going to, ‘Look, gonna come up there and yank you off.’ So, like I was saying, two stones with one bird here, we kill the mob and get justice for the virus.”

Dem Bill to Give Teachers Tax-Exempt Military Pay as Frontline Soldiers in War Against Coronavirus

Dem Bill to Give Teachers Tax-Exempt Military Pay as Frontline Soldiers in War Against Coronavirus

Lucas Necessary

Reading Time: < 1 minute Realizing that teachers in face-to-face educational settings will see casualty rates in the range of 99-100%, and sometimes higher in red states, which sadly embrace the deadly disease, the Democrats have launched into action to save lives.

Unwary Swimmer Killed in Front of Anti-lockdown Beachgoers by Man-Eating Great White Coronavirus

Unwary Swimmer Killed in Front of Anti-lockdown Beachgoers by Man-Eating Great White Coronavirus

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Reading Time: < 1 minute Mayor Bill de Blasio had told citizens that any person caught swimming would be taken right out of the water, but it was too late for one foolish local resident.

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Opinion: It’s Easy To Spot A Mass Murderer. They Don’t Wear Masks.

Opinion: It’s Easy To Spot A Mass Murderer. They Don’t Wear Masks.

Lucas Necessary

Reading Time: 2 minutes Go and look out your kitchen window. Have you done it? Did you see anyone on the street, walking in the fresh air and sunshine? Most were decent, law-abiding citizens, the type that you’d never invite into your home, obviously, but who you’d smile at from behind your N95, and hope that they understood.

But I bet you saw something else, too.

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Prudent Local Adulterer Demands Woman be Tested for COVID-19 Prior to Infidelity

Prudent Local Adulterer Demands Woman be Tested for COVID-19 Prior to Infidelity

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Reading Time: 2 minutes Bryan Franzel hopes that the lockdowns will end soon, as he thinks that the state shouldn’t be involved in anyone’s bedroom, and he’s really tired of the forced monogamy.

Fauci Warns: Stay Inside! If Sunlight & Fresh Air Kill Coronavirus, Just Imagine What They Might Do to You

Fauci Warns: Stay Inside! If Sunlight & Fresh Air Kill Coronavirus, Just Imagine What They Might Do to You

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Reading Time: 2 minutes Dr. Fauci warned America of the new, invisible enemy.

China Says Everything Back to Normal, But Tells Students “No More School Field Trips to Your Friendly, Local Bat Virology Lab”

China Says Everything Back to Normal, But Tells Students “No More School Field Trips to Your Friendly, Local Bat Virology Lab”

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Reading Time: 2 minutes Xi had to pause to take a call from the Secretary of Education and started screaming, “No, no! No school field trip to the friendly, local bat virology lab! No more of those! You stop them!”

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Millennial Hopes Everyone in Sweden Dies So That People Take Coronavirus More Seriously

Millennial Hopes Everyone in Sweden Dies So That People Take Coronavirus More Seriously

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Reading Time: < 1 minute His posting history reveals that he’s wanted boomers to die for a couple of years, but now it’s out of compassion.

Woman Caught Trying to Get Coronavirus in Back Alley, Says, “My Body, My Choice!”

Woman Caught Trying to Get Coronavirus in Back Alley, Says, “My Body, My Choice!”

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Reading Time: 2 minutes As of the time of this writing, the Biden campaign has called for anyone who says that they aren’t afraid of coronavirus to be shot dead, so that they know just how dangerous it is.

CDC: Alarming Study Finds There Are More Forms of Hepatitis Than Major Political Parties

CDC: Alarming Study Finds There Are More Forms of Hepatitis Than Major Political Parties

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Reading Time: 2 minutes The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently released an alarming new study. While Americans have always assumed that their country was in good health, a strange, new virus of the brain has led to their being more forms of hepatitis than major political parties in the country!

Joel Osteen Launches Heroic New COVID-19 Relief Fund, Leads Way by Donating “Countless Prayers”

Joel Osteen Launches Heroic New COVID-19 Relief Fund, Leads Way by Donating “Countless Prayers”

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Reading Time: 2 minutes Rocketing into the sky in his Gulfstream G700 private jet, Pastor Joel Osteen of Lakewood Church began his flyover of the pandemic stricken United States.

Study Warns That All of Sweden Dead and They Haven’t Even Peaked Yet!

Study Warns That All of Sweden Dead and They Haven’t Even Peaked Yet!

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Reading Time: 2 minutes A new study authored by British epidemiologist Neil Ferguson (OBE FMedSci) has found shocking, grim results regarding Sweden’s failure to follow strict, government-enforced lockdowns.

Photo Reveals Trump Considering Lighting Small Fires in Coronavirus Patients

Photo Reveals Trump Considering Lighting Small Fires in Coronavirus Patients

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Reading Time: < 1 minute New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio reacted negatively to the idea of smoking out the virus with small fires, noting that his city is simply having “the police beat anyone who might have it.”

California Detonates Small, Thermonuclear Warhead on Skatepark to Prevent COVID-19

California Detonates Small, Thermonuclear Warhead on Skatepark to Prevent COVID-19

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Reading Time: 2 minutes “We banned people from skating. We filled in the park with sand. We’ve done everything to stop the spread of COVID-19 at that dang thing, but just yesterday my roving helicopter patrols caught people using it as a BMX playground.”

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Nation Declares Every 11th Person a Domestic Terrorist

Nation Declares Every 11th Person a Domestic Terrorist

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Reading Time: 2 minutes United States—Reeling from an economy in free-fall in much the same way that the death count isn’t, Congressional leaders have reached across the aisle to pass a bill which declares every 11th person a domestic terrorist. “We know that gatherings can be no more than 10 people, so that makes every 11th a domestic terrorist,” speaker Pelosi declared. “I certainly don’t want that 11th person showing up at my mansion…

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China Says Shocking Uptick in Urn Sales Just Because They Have Too Much Money

China Says Shocking Uptick in Urn Sales Just Because They Have Too Much Money

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Reading Time: 2 minutes Chinese citizens have been ordered to stay in their houses and to wear masks, so that they don’t accidentally inhale any of the currency, which could choke and possibly kill them. When too many Chinese currency notes are inhaled, a distressing respiratory illness can occur.

Johns Hopkins Data Confirms COVID-19, Utah in Committed Relationship

Johns Hopkins Data Confirms COVID-19, Utah in Committed Relationship

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Reading Time: 2 minutes Johns Hopkins, which has been using arcgis mapping to provide routine updates to the extent of COVID-19 exposure, said that post welcoming-ceremony data shows that Utah is now in a committed relationship with the world-destroying pathogen.

Lonely Man Hoping to Get COVID-19 so That Someone Might Care for Him

Lonely Man Hoping to Get COVID-19 so That Someone Might Care for Him

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Reading Time: 2 minutes We interviewed a local, lonely man via Zoom, to see how social distancing is impacting his mental illness. Mr. Luke Han Necessary, whose last name is apparently not a joke, spoke to us at an almost unbearable length—in excess of 6 minutes.

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