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Americans Select Their Victors in 46th Quarter Quell

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Americans Select Their Victors in 46th Quarter Quell

Americans Select Their Victors in 46th Quarter Quell

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Reading Time: 3 minutes “Look, listen here,” Democrat, former Games volunteer Bernie Sanders told reporters. “Hey you, yah schmuck! We’ve had a lot of problems in this country, ain’t got enough bread lines, no joke. If we, mark my words, do not win the Games tonight, there will be hell to pay! We must embrace Cuban-style government. Great literacy program and some of the world’s best swimmers!”

Market Giving Biden Flashbacks to 1929

Market Giving Biden Flashbacks to 1929

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Reading Time: < 1 minute At the time of this writing, Biden was seen asking an aide to short shares of Studebaker.

Democrats Complain that SOTU Address Lacked Hans Zimmer Score

Democrats Complain that SOTU Address Lacked Hans Zimmer Score

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Reading Time: < 1 minute Washington, DC—President Trump’s State of the Union Address. He promoted somebody to General. He awarded the Medal of Freedom to a beleaguered, old man. He awarded a scholarship to someone beyond deserving. He reunited a family. He vowed never to forget a daughter killed by ISIS. But Democrats have pointed out rightly that it wasn’t very presidential. After ripping up the speech, Nany Pelosi was seen screeching that it might…

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“Guns?! But Government Is Always Benevolent,” Says Man Terrified That Trump Will Become Forever-Dictator Like Putin

“Guns?! But Government Is Always Benevolent,” Says Man Terrified That Trump Will Become Forever-Dictator Like Putin

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Reading Time: 3 minutes Richmond, Virginia—A gun rights rally has concluded in Virginia, spilling only 0 buckets of blood versus the “untold millions” that CNN had predicted. In the wake of the hyper-violent protest that dressed itself up in a deceptive facade of peace, we interviewed a man in a local Starbucks, who was cowering bravely in a corner, with his Super Venti Flat White shaking in his hands too much for him to…

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Trump Kills Rose Garden by Watering It with Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator

Trump Kills Rose Garden by Watering It with Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator

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Reading Time: 2 minutes When asked why the White House didn’t water with something more conventional, such as, say, water, Ms. Grisham rolled her eyes and snorted, “Water’s for toilets.”

INCOMING NEWS: Iran Launching Rocket Attacks on Iraq, Our 51st State

INCOMING NEWS: Iran Launching Rocket Attacks on Iraq, Our 51st State

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Reading Time: < 1 minute The Trump Administration recently announced that one Mr. Qasem Soleimani, an austere practitioner of Sun Tzu, was deliberately “denied boarding of his flight, permanently” in order to “prevent escalation of tension with Iran.” The late, bearded General was allegedly in Iraq, the 51st state in the union, in order to de-escalate tensions in informal talks with Saudi Arabia, when he tried to interfere with American interests by illegally attacking one…

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