Wise Himalayan Guru Tells Content Creator, “Don’t Read the Comments”

Wise Himalayan Guru Tells Content Creator, “Don’t Read the Comments”

Reading Time: 2 minutesSeeking enlightenment and relief from comments on his online work, Youtube personality and satire writer Linus Nottham made his way to the remote Himalaya Mountains of India. It’s well known that the only good type of hillbilly is found in India, and having tried all other avenues of assistance for his angst, such as $300/hr secular therapy, MDMA, and demisexual, ethical non-monogamy, Linus felt he had no other option.

CDC: Alarming Study Finds There Are More Forms of Hepatitis Than Major Political Parties

CDC: Alarming Study Finds There Are More Forms of Hepatitis Than Major Political Parties

Reading Time: 2 minutesThe Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently released an alarming new study. While Americans have always assumed that their country was in good health, a strange, new virus of the brain has led to their being more forms of hepatitis than major political parties in the country!

In Your Moment of Despair, Here’s Why I Know You’re Important

In Your Moment of Despair, Here’s Why I Know You’re Important

Reading Time: 4 minutesHave you ever felt beaten down? Felt like the non-stop waves of defeat and distress have just crushed out hope? Maybe you’ve staggered on because the only other option is not even tenable, but you feel as if hope has been crushed out by unyielding despair.

Review: Sarah “Diablo Madre del Norte” Lefore

Review: Sarah “Diablo Madre del Norte” Lefore

Reading Time: 4 minutesHerein and forevermore lies the record of Sarah Eustace “Mean Jean” Lefore, or at least my review of her record as a person and friend. I’ll be honest, she struggles at both of those tasks, since she considers “humanity troubling.”

I Have the Best Mother, and I Can Prove It

I Have the Best Mother, and I Can Prove It

Reading Time: 2 minutesWhen I talk to my friends, we often talk about our families. Our discussions sometimes turn to our parents, and when between two close friends, the truths that come out are interesting.  Sometimes my friends have regrets about their own actions. They also ruminate on the foibles of their parents. “Well, you know, my dad has this habit,” or, “My mom was great, but I learned that (X thing) is…

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Christianity in a Time of Conspiracies

Christianity in a Time of Conspiracies

Reading Time: 4 minutesPeople love exciting things. The chemical secretions in the brain can be enthralling—if you love roller coasters, you know what I’m talking about. In the same way, people can enjoy something terrifying as long as they’re personally safe: wildfires, pandemics, airplane crashes, you name it. The panic of a pandemic can give you a good little jolt—boy, this is bad!

Feeling Frantic Desperation in a Perilous Era

Feeling Frantic Desperation in a Perilous Era

Reading Time: 2 minutesYou’ve wanted someone that you could hold tight, to feel less alone, to just breathe a sigh of relief with, or you’ve wanted someone to hold you, to say to you, “Don’t worry, WE’VE got this. It’s going to be alright.”

When Forgiveness Feels Like a Last Resort

When Forgiveness Feels Like a Last Resort

Reading Time: 2 minutesJesus stressed the importance of forgiveness when he remarked, “And whenever you stand praying, forgive, if you have anything against anyone, so that your Father also who is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.”